Apparently my life needs coaching

My aunt has decided that she is going to become a Life Coach. I'm her guinea pig.

Awesome. So my life needs coaching? That's a fantastic thing to hear. Especially when I feel like my life is already falling apart.

I am so tired of searching and applying for jobs. I feel like I'm practically begging for someone to hire me. I'm just ready for someone to "discover" me. I wonder where I might meet someone that could discover me and just hand me the perfect job. Anyone know of such a magical place? Or if such a thing even happens?